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It's not going to come as a surprise to anyone who reads these regularly that I'm still in the editing process and will be for...let's just say for a little while. I'm actually working on page three. It's the usual deal: updating the characters, sharpening up drawings here and there, typing the same phrase over and over again into my Selectric while my long-suffering wife actually does the winter maintenance of the Overlook hotel AND makes dinner every night.
Wait, never mind. That's from "The Shining".
But I am working on page three. This page is probably going to need the most editing of any of the pages. Mostly because it's the very first page I drew in the book. That would have been at least six years ago. I've had quite a bit of drawing practice since then and while I think the story is still sound, the craftsmanship needs some gussying up.
Much like looking into the sky and seeing the light of a star who's flame has long since extinguished, looking at this page is like looking back through time. I can just make out a younger, naive version of myself looking at the page and brimming with the enthusiasm of an infomercial host showing off the latest innovation in non-stick footware. That version of me is thinking something profoundly stupid like, "At this rate, I'd bet I'll be finished with this book in a year or so!"
But I kept at it even after I realized I had bitten off...well, a lot. Not more than I could chew, but here I am six or seven years later and I'm still chewing. But I can see the bottom of the plate now. I'm pretty much just mopping up the rest of the entree with a piece of bread at this point. Once the plate is clean, all I have to do is find a publisher who's willing to..uh..actually, I'm not sure I know how to continue this metaphor and doing so might make everyone throw up in their mouths a little bit, so I'm going to stop.
Anyhoo, speaking of page three, here's one of the original panels: