It's time for our weekly fireside chat about the exploits India McGreevy! For those of you just joining us, I'll give you a brief overview: India is a creative little girl who's had a rotten week at school. It's now Saturday in India's world and she finds herself out of ideas, out of energy, and (thanks to her parents), out of the house.
Unfortunately, going outside can land you in unpredictable and unseemly places (that's one of the reasons I make it a point NEVER to go out there myself). Fortunately, if you find yourself stuck in the awful out of doors, there are sympathetic ears to be lent:
If some of these panels seem like non-sequiturs, I can promise you two things: 1.) No matter how strange it seems now, they'll all make sense in the context of the story and 2.) you ain't seen nothin yet.
Buh-buh-buh baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet.
So, until our next fireside chat, remember: You have nothing to fear but 1.) Fear itself, 2.) Piranhas, and 3.) Cliched references to Bachman Turner Overdrive.